Tuesday, August 14, 2007

10 Reasons Why One Should Leave Work at 6:00 PM

  1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6:00 PM
  2. Work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never finish it.
  3. Humans are not robots and even robots/machines needs rest despite which they may confront breakdown problems.
  4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.
  5. If you failed in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who would lend helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help.
  6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
  7. If a person who disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves the 'Best Employee of The Year Award."
  8. You don't give a damn if your boss fires you.
  9. For the Chinese, remember this "House in the East no longer keep you, Then just move to the West House."
  10. Monthly Salary=Work from 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
  • If 6:30 PM=Rs.0.00+0 Bonus+0 Appreciation+Bad Health+Bad Social Life+Poor Family Relationship.
  • Equal to:Unproductive Employee+Performance Drop+Company Reputation Drops+Retrenchment Rate Increases+Resignation Rate Increases

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